I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 66).
We decided to grab a bite at the food court.
I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him.
The teenager had spiked hair in all different colours - green, red, orange, and blue.
My dad kept staring at her.
The teenager kept looking and would find my dad staring every time.
When the teenager had had enough, she sarcastically asked: “What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?”
Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response; I knew he would have a good one!
In classic style he responded without batting an eyelid …………
“Got stoned once and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my daughter."
haha, thanks for the chuckle!!!
how did the teenager reply?
Posted by: trish | Tuesday, April 27, 2010 at 06:15 PM
OMG, that is hilarious!!! Thanks for sharing this...lol
Posted by: KnitNurd | Tuesday, April 27, 2010 at 10:12 PM
ROTFL! That was priceless!!
Posted by: Aileen | Friday, April 30, 2010 at 06:40 PM
youre dad is awesome! thanks for sharing
Posted by: jillzwhimzy | Saturday, May 01, 2010 at 01:42 PM
LOL! I'm so far behind that I'm just now seeing this here! :D
Posted by: KnitwitHues | Wednesday, May 12, 2010 at 06:10 PM
oh my gosh girl!! I love that!! I want to meet your dad!! and you too ;) xo!!
Posted by: Izabella | Wednesday, May 19, 2010 at 07:59 AM