Ok so ya-all know I am menopausal so my air conditioner in my car is on full blast all the time...but for some freak reason today I get out of work get in my car and turn it on...BLAM some thing gets in my eye! INSTANT pain...watering eye and my nose starts to run from the pain!
I call the WGB he comes and gets me and takes me to Urgent Care...now this is where it gets funny...the nurse wants to weigh me... I promptly say NO I am NOT doing that...at which point she looks at me and says what? I say NO I am not going to...I am here for an EYE injury NOT my fat ass! LOL Then she said I will give you the eye exam later...I say your flipping kidding right? I HAVE AN EYE INJURY! I WON'T BE READING ANYTHING....
Then she tells me how I am a great dresser...REALLY your a great dresser! I love your entire outfit...CAN I SEE THE DOCTOR NOW...Oh sorry can I HEAR the doctor now?
I wonder WHY my blood pressure was at 124 over 80 vs the 117 over 70 it normally is!!!! It is an EYE injury woman not an ASS injury! GAH
So the Doc numbs my eye, looks at it and says, are you ready for this? Your eye is inflamed...NO shit! You went to medical school for how many years???? So I calmly ask...did I cut the cornea? Or scratch it? NO thank gawd!
Rolling the one good eye! I am glad they are PRACTICING MEDICINE!!!!!! NOW go weigh your dumb ass!
Personally I think I must have pissed off the Universe some how my karma is kicking my ass! eHem...Eye!
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